Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

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what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

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J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

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Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

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Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

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Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

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What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

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What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

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silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

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knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

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Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

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What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

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What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

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Women's rights.

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What do you do if you see a man on the street with a pineapple up his bum? Take him to the hospital to have the pineapple removed professionally. It could be potentially dangerous for his health.

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A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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