- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

Why wasn't the girl asked to the prom? Because she had cerebral palsy.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

What did the Jewish man say when he answered the phone? Hello?

How do you make a little boy get off a swing? You are an adult and perhaps it is inappropriate for you to be on a swing, especially when it is already occupied by a child of the right age.

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