- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

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What did the clam say to the scuba diver? FUCK MAN! STOP TOUCHING MY JEWELS! WOULD YOU WANT ME TO JUST RIP YOURS AND TAKE THEM WITH ME!

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Knock Knock. I paid good money for a doorbell. Use it, please.

whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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