Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

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The lion swallowed his pride.

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I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

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Why did the little pig squeal? Because he was going through blades at a slaughter house.

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Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

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A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

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Why did the man's motorcycle not move when the street light turned green? Because it was a filing cabinet.

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Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

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Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

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Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

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why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

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What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

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What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

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What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

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angelosnyder is not gay

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What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

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Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

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Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

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Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

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Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

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Sigh... You know life, you start all optimistic and "I am going to be wealthy mommy and stuff" Then you know, life turns not quite out like you planned it, and, well, you wish you had made some other choices you know what I mean... Your grades where not that good, that girl you really loved did not like you back, you know what I mean right? ...Well I don't, how is it like?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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