Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

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What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers... how about you.

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did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

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What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

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Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

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Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

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Wats rong with yo leg.....

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How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the ground

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A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at his genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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Why can't jesus hold skittles? They'd fall through his hands.

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Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

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If you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

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what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

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Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

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What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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KONY 2012

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