Q. What did the 300 pound Asian get for Valentine's day A. A jetpack. Except for the fact that the previous sentence was an obvious lie making this whole joke irrelevant.

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What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

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Do you know the reason people like sleeping? It's because they have good dreams. Ooh la la.--

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A postal worker creeps past a sleeping bulldog. The dog does not wake up, and the mail is delivered successfully.

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sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

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How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp? He didn't he was caught and put in the gas chamber.

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what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

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why was the spoiled girl running from her parents? because they weren't her parents, they were kidnappers and were going to sell her into underground sex trafficking markets where she would probably spend the rest of her life being a slave.

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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Do you need a life...? You can borrow mine! lol JUBIE! :()

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How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

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what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

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Straight man: Gays can't have babies so they shouldn't be allowed to have sex. Gay man: But you got a vasectomy last year, so you can't make babies either. The straight man sees the irony, realizes how judgmental he has been and never has sex again because he maintains his opinion that gays shouldn't have sex.

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Have you seen Elton johns pet dog? Neither he's he.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

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A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? Their driver. The black guy has a very prosperous career and their life is at the envy of many.

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Q: Why did the black man break into the house? A: Because he was poor and couldn't afford his daughters cancer treatment.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? i know how to make a pizza

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How do u get Hitler out of a car? You open the door.

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What do you call a Mexican in a kitchen? A chef.

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A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

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What do you call a black man on a bike? Environmentally friendly.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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