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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things, because a dead baby isn't funny at all.

Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

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