Whats black and white and red all over Racial violence

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How do you kill a mocking bird. Shoot it.

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Why did the boy get stuck on the toilet? He was Elvis.

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If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does God exist?

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Roses are Red Violets are blue You little stupid ass bitch I ain't fucking with you

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

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Q: what did the man with a broken jaw say? A: nnamkkiuuiriwojjkmgfmls!!!!

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

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Q: What did the schizophrenic man say to his father? A: "Every time grandmother's urn shrieks, this pornography turns to black ink."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was to fat. Why did the snake fall out of the tree? I don't know everything, Bitch!

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

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What time is it when a cow walks into your house? The time that your mother arives.

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When you have read this, you've already read it.

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Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

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Why was sally mopping the floor? Because she was a slave

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Wanna here a joke? Feminism.

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Your face is hilarious.

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What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

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How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

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what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

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Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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