what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

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What do you call a man with one ear? A one-eared man.

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Q: what is white and can't climb trees? A: A refrigerator

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Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Billy. Oh, come on in. You could have just knocked on my door or rang doorbell without saying "Knock Knock" though, that's kind of childish.

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Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

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One day, a bear happoned across a man and said "How do you do today good sir?" but the man ran away screaming "OH CRAP, BEARS!!!!" because it just sounded like bear growling (which i would love to dedicate to my friend Chris Bradley, just to make the ball to stick ratio too high)

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Three guys at the beach decided to bet on who could swim the farthest. The first guy, could not swim so he lost. The second guy got a cramp right away. The third one swam far away into the distance, and was not seen or heard on for days... Three weeks later his corpse was found floating by the shore. The other two died out of guilt.

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What's brown and sticky? A Stick!

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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Jim came home from work. only to find out his family had been murdered

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A bartender walks into the man and the bar said nothing because it was inanimate.

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When you cross a bird on the sidewalk what do you do??? Run in big circles.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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The joke below was so funny I forgot to laugh.

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What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

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How do you fit four elephants in a car ? Two in the front and two in the back

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Jesus walks into a church only to be touched inappropriately.

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how do you stop a bus? Well, just up the road is a stop sign so the bus will stop there because it is illegal to go through a stop sign without stopping.

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(Guys I want to get the most likes so like my joke.) What did the person want. To get the most likes :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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