- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A man held him at gunpoint and threatened to kill his entire family.

A guy walks into the bar and orders a coke with some ice and some peanuts. It cost a total of $4.00 plus tax. He gave the bartender $5.00 and told him to keep the change. He drank the soda pop and burped loudly and left the bar and forgot his peanuts.

A man walks into a bar and wakes up in the hospital with a mild concussion.

What's funnier than seeing a baby falling from the empire state building? Stopping his speed with a shovel

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

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What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

What's similar about a mole and an eagle? They both are blind and dig through the ground. Except the eagle.

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

Nope, but yeah Felix looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, I think, nah it was Oswald the Lucky rabbit I believe, and he used to get his ass kicked by... Damn, what`s the name of the fat cat that beat up Mickey in steamboat willie?

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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