- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

what do you call an elevator full of white people. a box of crackers

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

Q: What happened when Paul couldn't decide on Pornhub or Redtube. A: nothing since he doesn't have a d***

Your mom is so poor, she can't afford nice clothing.

There was a guy and a girl naked in bed, sleeping together. When they woke up they didn't remember the last 72 hours and wanted some questions answered, including Where am I? Who are you? What year is it? What's my name?

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Sure. A: Do you want to hear a short one or a long one? B: uh... a short one. A: joke. Do you want to hear a long one? joooooooke.

sometimes when im bored i dress in white pour water on the ground and roll around in it and pretend im a papertowel

What's black and white and red all over. Half a zebra

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

Why was Sally's dad crying? Because Sally got raped. Why was Sally crying? Her dad raped her.

police are looking for max 'cheesehead' harrison

Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

Waseem is a hard worker.

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

Why did the man stop chewing gum? I threw a grenade at him.

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