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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 2,091,029,203,284,485,389,684,564,345,089,859,849,485,374,094,394,584,584.00002394832323945834958349234854343432323343534342323243543534234358394564023285409564053942304923049234 x 10 to the 1234543565342312323560845834034th power divided by 0.

So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

Your Grandma and your mom drove off a cliff, who survived? Both of them, they didn't drive off a cliff.

Church.

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

So does Blake

A: Knock Knock B: ...

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second muffin and says "OH MY GOD I CAN TALK!" the second muffin is so shaken in its beliefe system by a talking muffin that it commits suicide.

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

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