What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

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Q:What's red and hurts your teeth? A:A brick

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the Shell Station.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Neglegence and irresponsibility of a farmer.

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I just found out i have cancer.

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What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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Why was the man sad? His intestines were imploding and his head was shot off seventeen seconds ago.

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Why did the bear eat a group of children? It was hungry.

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Whats worse than seeing your mom naked. Your dad.

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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A neutron walks into a bar. He orders a drink and ponders why his mother gave him the name, "A neutron."

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your mom is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said... ok

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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What is 8===D- ? A jew with a lip piercing.

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

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brock has small hands for a small job

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

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Two elephants are walking down the street. They have already killed 12 people including 11 children and their foster parent.

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Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

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What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

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I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

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Whats 89 x 67? Sponge. Whats 10 + 9? 19 Whats 9 + 10? 21!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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