- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

Roses are Red Violets are Gay This poem makes no sense Octopus

What did the man with no teeth say? I need some teeth.

What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your family is dead. Your family is dead, who? Your family is dead.

Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

This joke is the worst joke ever.

Guess what? What? Idk. I just wanted to make u excited.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

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What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

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