Q: What did the peanut say to the shell? A: Its dark in here.

Q: What dosent a Jew and a pizza have in commen? A: The pizza dosent scream when you put it in the oven.

Why did the boy get hit by the bus? He didn't check both sides before crossing

How did you feel after smoking that joint? I felt like going to pass out And then? I passed out

Why should children always be nice? Because the evil christmas demon KRAMPUS will rip their ears off, put them in a bag and beat them with a stick!

(402)217-6102 that is Jesse

What is worse than eating shoxy poulet.? Nothing

the love boat

Q.Why did the boy fail to complete his homework? A. He was a loaf of bread

Roses are red, violets are red, Tulips are red, bushes are red.... WTF MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE.

What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

How can you shed 10 pounds in one day? Get your legs amputed.

I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

The joke below is absolute shit.

how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, Everything is gray, I'm a dog.

"Want to hear something ironic?" ...he said to the deaf man.

What does an unemployed black man and a mexican have in common? They both like to shop at forman mills because they have reasonably priced clothing items.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? there are no roads in factory farms.

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC. I can't walk or talk, and I'm a Stephen Hawkings

what do u call a apple a apple

Whats worse then the quote "Do it, hit her!" The quote "Do it, Hitler!"

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender was incredibly biased towards religion and had the rabbi removed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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