What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

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Q: On a plane, a black man does not grab a bag of peanuts, while everyone else does. Why? A: He has allergies.

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What do you call a black man in a Police car? A Police Officer

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An Arab walks into a bar. He doesn't explode, and has a fun time with his friends.

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How is a raven like a writing desk? It isn't.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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What did the indian man say to the black man? "Hi."

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whats thin, long and hard? A: a pen is

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we've got a drink named after you!". The grasshopper turns and says "You've got a drink named Steve?"

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Old guitars sound like cat's guts

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? The Holocaust is not an idea of the slightest humor at all. Millions of innocent civilians were slaughtered, millions more were sent to brutal concentration camps where they would fight for a crumb of food on the ground and get terribly punished for it, and live their whole lives in pain, torture, and starvation, millions more were sent to concentration camps then murdered, and millions of people, including children were left without family or anywhere to live. On top of that, their whole lives they were mistreated for their differences, and never got to live up to their dreams because of this horrifying event. It left the world in shock for years after, and scars of the event still live on in present-day families whose ancestors were harmed in the Holocaust. The terrible memory of it will never leave this Earth.

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Why did Zayne have no friends? Because he is retarded.

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Why are pigs smelly ? Because a cucumber can't walk.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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did you know why people keep saying "you know...you know..." in their conversation? well i don't know

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A young farmers cow died in an oil burning, The farmer then said to his son; you get the milk ill get the shovel

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What did the lamp say to the pencil? Nothing. Lamps and pencils are inanimate objects and are also non sentient so therefore are incapable of talking or listening or having any emotions.

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Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

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ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

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How many Manatees does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, assuming Manatees have hands.

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What do you get when you put a black guy in a blender. Why are you still reading....

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If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs; if we had some eggs.

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Anti Joke

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