what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

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YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Hey, austin, what are you doing?

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how do you get a clown off a swing i dont know but dont call suzy

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What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

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What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

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Q: How Do You Stop a Bus? A: Pull the Brakes so it comes to a absolute stop.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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Yo mama so dirty she takes a shower every night

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- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

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every cloud has a silver lining

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

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Why was Susie crying? There was a frog stapled to her face.

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How do you kill a bolonde? You have her/him do an algebra problem.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing. Cats can't talk.

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No!

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So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

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My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

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How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

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A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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