- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man stop chewing gum? I threw a grenade at him.

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

What did the Arab do when he got frustrated? Burned himself

There once was a man from Nantucket who lost most of his savings by making bad investment decisions.

What's Black/White and red all over? Obama when he gets a little flustered.

Whats worst than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worst than a pile of dead babies? One live baby under the pile of dead babies.

why did the boy fall off his bicycle? because his dad threw a refrigerator at him.

How did the black man cross the road after 5 years of trying to and getting hit by cars every time? some1 put KFC on the other side. MrBounty44

A black man and a white woman cross paths while walking on the sidewalk. After greeting each other, they continue on their way. Each goes on to enjoy their respective day free of racism and sexism.

What's the difference between a Corvette and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Why did the chicken die? He tried to cross a road by an alleyway, therefore getting hit by a double decker bus and the alleyway has nothing to do with it. Also, the chicken had one leg and was blind.

what is worse than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? catching one with a pitchfork!!!!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" A few people laugh, but the horse, incapable of speech, does not. He is unfamiliar with this location and begins to panic. In his panic his leg is broken. He is put down shorty thereafter.

'A blonde', 'a brunette', and 'a redhead' are ways of referring to women who have hair of a certain color.

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Reeves Christopher

What is the difference between a black man and a burnt pizza? -Nothing there both black.

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

Black people having a Job.

Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

Wanna hear a joke? Yes Then go on the internet and find some jokes.

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

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