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A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

Who did the man call when his house was on fire? He called his mother as the firefighters put out the fire.

How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

America

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

Why did the woman cross the road? To welcome the new neighbors.

Why does the gay person where a leather motorcycle suit? Because he drives motorcycles.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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