- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

Knock Knock. Who's there? .

baby seal walks into a club

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

Funny names Alec Balls Isaac Balls Dick Hedd Willy lickerr Lydia Stick Gaylord Sugar Fanny Gouger

What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

How does a black man put puzzles together? First, he locates the four corners. Next, he begins filling in the sides. Finally, he uses the picture on the box to fill in the center. It can be a very tedious process if he is not paying attention.

Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

What do you get if you cross a man and a horse? Severe internal bleeding.

have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

What's black and can't climb trees? A parking lot

Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

once you go black your credit goes wack

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