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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

What did a policeman say to his belly? Nothing. Because he knows his belly is incapable of speech.

There was a lil girl in a red hoody skipping to her grandma's house. When she got there she noticed her grandma wasn't home. The lil girl panics and see's a wolf. She hesitates and asks the wolf "Have you seen my grandma" The wolf replies with a yes, shes in the backyard planting flowers.

A black man walks into KFC. the whole room..THE GAME.

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it followed the trail of bird feed strewn across it.

How are a pizza and a jew similar? They both are people aside from the pizza.

Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

What is the difference between a blond and a red-head? They have different hair colors.

Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

A gay jew walked into a bar. Just kidding, for there was only a red blanket.

this joke is funny so dont read the rest even though there is no rest

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

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