- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

Knock, Knock. Come in!

Knock Know! Come in!

How do you kill the circus? You chop it's head off.

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

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