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Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

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Why did the family have no Christmas tree this year? Because they are Jewish.

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Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

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Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

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Why wouldn't Jimmy ever eat his vegetables at dinner? As a young boy, Jimmy watched as a robber entered his house, suffocated his mother by clogging her airway with a cucumber, and escaped with their life savings.

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Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

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Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

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a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

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Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

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How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

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What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

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whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

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poop

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Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

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What did the boy say to the ghost wearing a banana outfit? Holy crap! A ghost!

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why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

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Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

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