- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

knock knock?? whos there?? Not yo cheese because i already ate it

How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

What do you call a dead cow? Dead Meat.

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Cruchie.

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

The other day I saw this dog. It said woof.

Why did little Johnny fall off his swing? He had no arms.

What does Helen Keller order at McDonalds? Food.

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

Justin Bieber hits puberty

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