whats red and falls from a tree an apple

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How do u get Hitler out of a car? You open the door.

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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I have down syndrome. -RDV

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

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sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

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Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp? He didn't he was caught and put in the gas chamber.

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yo mama has one big titty and one small titty and the call the bitch paul

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How much booze did the homeless man drink? All of it. He is severely depressed.

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A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? Their driver. The black guy has a very prosperous career and their life is at the envy of many.

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Have you seen Elton johns pet dog? Neither he's he.

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Q: Why did the black man break into the house? A: Because he was poor and couldn't afford his daughters cancer treatment.

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what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

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How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

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Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

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What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

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when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

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"Why Do Dogs Bark ? " Because Thats What Their Suppose To Do !

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DID YOU HEAR THE FBI INVENTED A TELEPHONE THAT THEY CAN USE TO CALL THE DINOSAURS? ITS TRUE! Them DAMN DINOS REFUSE TO PICK UP THEIR CELLPHONES THOUGH! Nero: This is not completely accurate though, a T-Rex called us twice actually, but he just kept roaring, making communication impossible... ...That sad moment when you post a totally non ofensive joke, then to tell you that I might your father, me or one of the sixthy guys that bukkaked your mother which was sucking off a dog and... Anyway problem solved!

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What do you call a black man on a bike? Environmentally friendly.

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Anti Joke

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