- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

Why did the fortune cookie taste bad? I forgot to take the wrapper off.

Hitler

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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