Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

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what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

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PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

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Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

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why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

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Guess what? You guessed it.

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A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

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ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

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What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

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Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

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What's worse than bad words? People who say them

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What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

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A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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knock knock whos there? orange orange who? orange you pissed off your wifes taking in the ass from another guy right now?

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm sorry I don't know you but I think I might have run over your dog!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? He was shot in the back, knifed in the face, kicked in the groin, poo'd on by an alpaka, had frogs stapled to his face, his hair burnt off, pushed off a cliff, eaten by a scorpian, lost his arms legs and eyeballs, squashed by a hippo, ran over by a buss, truck and cement mixer, had cement poured on his frogs (that were stapled to his face), became morbidly obese, was raped by a chicken, was served as sauce at an italian resturant, was done by his mother's father's grandson, broke both of his detatched legs, crashed his car, went into a time machine and was crushed by a stegosaurous, had a lemon squesed in his detatched eyes, got high on cokeawana, was crushed to death by a garbage disposer and was rejected by the hobo at the shelter? no, actually, he tripped

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What is the black kid down the street getting for his birthday? Well first of all, his name is Pat. And he asked his parents for an Xbox that he will likely receive, and I assume a variety of other gifts from friends and family.

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3 strangers were locked in a dark room they turned the light on, unlocked the door and proceeded with their day.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? no eyed dear what do you call a dear with no head? dead!

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Jane asked her husband why he was crying, he replied "Because i have extremely agressive cancer" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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