Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

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why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

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Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

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How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

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What do ghosts get whaen they watch porn ? a boner

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How do you make a businessman cry? Shoot him in the kneecaps.

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What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

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Jimmy and Ted are racing each other at the end ov the street. Jimmy is taller and thinner but Ted has more endurance. Who wins the race? A: the drunk driver

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

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A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

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Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

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Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

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Wife says to husband, who works is programmer, "Honey get out of bed there is a bug in the bed". Husband says "ok."

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why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

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what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

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Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

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Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I will ask you one question, and that will determine whether you can enter Heaven." The man nods nervously. St. Peter asks, "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because it was going to the destination he wanted to go to.

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How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea lives for around 5 minutes in hot water.

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Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

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