chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

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Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

what do you call a white guy on a bus load of blacks guys? probably his name...

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

What's black and white and has difficulty turning corners? A nun with a javelin stuck through the neck.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

I'm a lion hear my threat **** you ***** and then go **** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

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besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

A blind man walks into a wall.

How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

How can you spot a blind person at a nudist colony? They might be carrying a white stick, or have a guide dog or someone to help them navigate the premises.

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