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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead

A boy spilt his milk on the floor, and then cleaned it up before his mum got home.

Two nineteenth century men walk into a bar. Their wives didn't complain, because if they did they'd get hit. hard.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? They were both once alive and innocent, I lied about the black guy.

What's sad about 5 black men falling off a cliff? The master has no slaves.

NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

Why did the boy not turn in his homework? Because his pet ate it.

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

What crime does a tree commit in order to be sent to prison? Trees on.

Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

A priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and keep the conversation to non-controversial topics.

How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

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