- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken had no legs and was therefore incapable of committing to such a challenge.

Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

Scott Gomez

What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

u suck

Black Friday

Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

What's funnier than 24? 25

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

how do you get a rat out the house you lift it up and put it outside

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'My name is Boo, I'm sorry,I think I was given the wrong address, I'll be on my way now' Boo walks away from the unsuspecting person's front door and goes to the next house along in the hope of finding the house he was originally searching for.

So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

how do you confuse a blonde? shes already confused Leave.Her.Alone.

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