- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He was shot. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He was mentally disturbed. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

Q: What do you do when you see a man with no arms and no legs walking down the street? A: You wonder how the hell he is walking

2 Black men walk into the bar.. Guess what? There still black.

Suppose an American, an Indian, a dinosaur, and a leprechaun are on a plane together. Which one would be the first to chug a 7 pound bottle of coke? The situation is too unlikely, with the odds of it occurring being less than 1%, therefore the question cannot be answered accurately.

Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

How do you make a sandwich? You don't, you have a girl do it for you.

seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. knock knock -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

Tony Soprano walks into a diner

Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

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