- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

I'm at my grandmothers house right now

Do you love me? No.

Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

A man walked into a bar owch

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

Why does Spongebob go to work? Because he's ready.

How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

A man walks into a bar... "Ouch"

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

If you were a cactus, why?

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