- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call white trash Garbage

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the boy fall off of his bike? He was hit by falling koalas.

what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

How would you rule?

Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

"What would you do if i gave you a million dollars?" "I would scream and jump up and down? Are you really gonna give me a million dollars?" "No i just wanted to see what you would have said, that's all"

What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

In the weeks following the original release of Die Hard, reports sprung up across the nation of impressionable boys overdosing while masturbating.

What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

A man walked into this bar, and said ouch.

An owl and a squirrel where siting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then turned to the squirrel and said nothing... cos owls can't talk. The owl then eats the bird because it is a bird of prey

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

breasts

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

world peace

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