Q: What do you do when you see a half dead black guy on your front lawn? A: Call the ambulance because he is dying

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What did the pc say to the Mac? You suck

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What do an eagle and a badger have in common? They both live underground...except the eagle

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Limerick There once was a man from mass whos balls were made out of brass he clank them together to make stormy weather and lightning came out of his ass

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Without geometry life would be pointless

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Roses are red violits are blue I have ADHD do you like cats?

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What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders

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People with cancer.

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Justin

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why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

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Testicles.

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mom:why oh why are you such an idiotic nuisance? bobby:THATS HOW YOU WANTED ME BORN!!REMEMBER?you asked the doctor to put something in me to make me so stupid i wouldnt remember WHO gave birth to me!!

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs go for christmas? Cancer

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You practice unprotected sex with her.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Your mom is so fat, that when she went to the doctor, the doctor told her she had Type II Diabetes.

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What did the indian man say to the black man? "Hi."

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Where can you find a good lawyer? At a reputable law firm.

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Why are tootsie rolls brown? because they are....

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we've got a drink named after you!". The grasshopper turns and says "You've got a drink named Steve?"

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Why did the baby fall out the window? Because the parents left the window open by the crib.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

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Whats worse than getting punched in the balls? Getting punched in the balls twice.

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why was the woman out of the kitchen, because she had to have sex with her husband in a bed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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