What hurts worse than a papercut? Divorce.

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roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

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How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

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Teacher- And that is why the Pythagorean theorem only works for RIGHT triangles. Any questions? Student- I like grapes.

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Hey, did u know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans By: Trey & Trenton of Texas

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Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

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Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers... how about you.

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If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

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Rebecca Black.

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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An Asian person drove home safely.

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I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

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What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender does not ask about its facial characteristics, because he is wondering why there is a horse standing in his bar.

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If the camel has seven toes and the armadillo has thirteen, why does your mom pleasure herself to a picture of George Clooney ?

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whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

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What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

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What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

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Why did the boy cry when he got circumcised? Because he couldn't fap.

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Q: Why doesn't the young lady speak very much? A: Because she's a whore

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