- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue and can't sing? Blue.

What came first -- the chicken or the egg roll?

Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

charlie sheen becomes sober.

This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

Steven Hawking walks into a bar everyone is amazed because the surgery he just got cured his parilization

A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... whats worst than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

Nope, but yeah Felix looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, I think, nah it was Oswald the Lucky rabbit I believe, and he used to get his ass kicked by... Damn, what`s the name of the fat cat that beat up Mickey in steamboat willie?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

Knock knock What?

No

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

What did the man do when he found a lost dog in his yard? He shot it. This was a very old, lonely, and distressed man with many unresolved problems resulting from his childhood in poverty.

why did the blind man crash his car? he had down syndrome.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

When I eat Mi Familia Mexica food, it burns when I go to the bathroom. Is that bad?

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