Wanna hear a joke? Me to.

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Yesterday, I was assasinated.

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What is the difference between a woman and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is the most common term for adult females of the human race.

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Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

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womens rights

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what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

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Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

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What's black & sits at the top of the staircase? A quadriplegic after a house fire.

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What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

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Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

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Nature is filled with wondrous things. No really, this isn't a joke.

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Why wasn't the crow allowed on the plane? He had too much carrion luggage

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Why did the jew give all his money away to charity? -No I'm kidding, he didn't.

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

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During english, we started talking about Attention Deficit Disorder when... OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH SHINY... wait what were we talking about

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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What do you call a bad anti joke? And anti joke

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

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Why did a boy fall off the swing at a playground? He did not have any arms.

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How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

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What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

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why did the plant eat a banana? it was hungry

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How do you make a blonde stupid as hell. Give birth to it

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Why was the jew so happy? He won the lottery which at the time was 3.40 dollars

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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