knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

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Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

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What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

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How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

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why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

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Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

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Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

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What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

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What is stupid? I would say you but these jokes are worse.

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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What did the FBI agent say to the CIA agent. We're both agents

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why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

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A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

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Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

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What's green and has wheels? A green car.

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

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What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

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roses are red violets are blue you're an orphan, had to break the news...sorry little fella.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

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Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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