What is black, white and red all over? A black, white and red pen.

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did you hear about the platypus that was found dead in the middle of death valley?

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How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

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Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Get in the van.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

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What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

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Q: If you are running a race and a fridge hits you, how many dogs play x-box in the snow? A: 12 orange waffles

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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Q:Why did the boy cry? A: because his mom was hit by a bus Q: why did the boy wipe his face? A:he was covered in his mother blood and threatened all the witness who saw him push his mother into the bus

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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Knock Knock *opens the door*

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar, they order a few drinks, then call a cab to go home.

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What is stupid? I would say you but these jokes are worse.

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A boy wakes up in the morning and says i"'m feeling kind of fishy today," the boy's dad walks in and relpies "that's because you are a fish."

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What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

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What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

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Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

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people on this site vote for anti-jokes that make them laughed

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What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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