- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

Do you want to hear a joke? No. Women's- oh, okay.

If you were a cactus, why?

What did the man with AIDS say to the other man? I have AIDS and will most likely succumb to the disease.

* How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? * He just need to go to the Register Office and change his name to "a man"

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

Knock Knock: There is no one in here! GTFO! Okay, yes sir or mam Moral: I told you there is no one here, gtfo already!

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H20." The second one says "why did you come to the bar if you're just going to have water?" and orders a beer.

what did the whale say when he came out of the water? BLAHHRRAHAHHAAARRRAER

A brunette is walking up the side of a river. She sees a blonde on the other side. "How did you get to the other side?" asked the brunette. "I used the bridge just a few more kilometers up" the blonde replies.

Q: "What did the blueberry say to the cheesecake?" A: "I'm not your friend anymore!"

A boy tells his friend a 9/11 joke. The boy's friend says "Don't joke about 9/11, my dad died in it." "I'm sorry I didn't know.", responds the boy. "Yeah, that's the last plane he ever flew"

Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you...

What Happens when you shoot a deer? It's Dead

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

what did the clock say to the other clock? .. were both lawyers!

So Helen Keller walked into a bar... and then a chair.... and then a table..

A woman leaves the kitchen.

Your mother is so overweight that she decided to have liposuction and then proceeded to live a wonderful life.

Knock Knock Whos there? It's me Ben. You just told me to come over. We are going jogging aren' we? Oh ya, sorry. I forgot the time. Is it cold out? Ya, it is pretty cold. You should bring a jacket. Ok, let me go get my jacket. Alright, can u grab me a water please? Ya sure. Thankyou.

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