- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

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Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

what did the bug say when it got ran over by a car? NOTHING, bugs can't talk

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

What do you get if you give a black man more than 5 watermelons? Jeff the Killer.

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

I now pronounce you man and lion. You may now kiss the pride.

If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What would you do if the house you're sitting in now exploded? Nothing really, you would have died a horrible death.

Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

What mouse walks on 2 legs, Micky mouse. What duck walks on 2 legs, All ducks you dip shit.

What's the difference between a lamp?

* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

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