why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

no

What do you think JFK would be doing if he was alive today? Yelling for help and trying to somehow escape his coffin.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

You see how lame this is?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

Nickelback

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because in between 6 and 7 there used to be the number § but 7 raped and murdered it.

Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

what did sandy say to mr krabs nothing squirles are not smart enough to make a air tank and go under water

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

What do you call a blonde with big breasts? A woman. Some call her "mom".

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

Anthony sucks

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