How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

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Sex

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Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

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Knock knock, COME IN!

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Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

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What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies. I don't have a Ferrari in garage.

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Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

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Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

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Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

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What do you do if you see an alien landing? This depends entirely on the circumstances under which the landing takes place. It also depends on the observed nature of the alien,but given the high unlikelihood of this occurrence, one may be safe in the knowledge that he or she will never have to deal with such a mental state of stress.

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

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What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

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I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

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Potato!

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What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

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Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

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Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

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Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

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Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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