Q: Whats worse than Coke A: Diet Coke

Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

A white man walks down an alley and sees two black men. They say hello and then are on their way.

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Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

What is red white and blue Blood. I was lying about the white and blue.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

why does a man walks into a bar? it was a metal bar so he probably was retarted

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

Fill in the blank: Hello my name is ___, and today I would like to ask you why you put your real name in the blank? Posted by: BerserkSpoon

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

why couldnt the polish people live in the outhouse? because the mexicans in the basement were too noisy

Why was Uncle Monty's head damn tasty? Because he shoved it up a horses arse when it needed a shit.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, speaking to a bird would have been considered highly irregular, bordering on insane. He left the bird alone, until the time came to slaughter the bird and take it's nutritious meat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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