What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

your moms tits are so big she may have breast cancer she may have breast cancer which takes approximitely 300,000 lives per year

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

Apple hates Blackberry.

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

Two women were sitting quietly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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