- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

Why did Mark get paralyzed? Because he was a famed football player that went drafted for the 1st pick but was later hit so hard that his spine com pulsed and tore

What did a fireman say to his wife right after they got ran over by a stampede of bulls? nothing.... they were dead.

What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

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How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

What did the heart surgeon say to the brain surgeon? We are both surgeons

Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

Your mom is like a tire iron: she's a whore

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

question: do zombies eat brains answer: actually zombies don't exist, so they don't eat anything

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

What did the sniper say when a newsreporter asked what he felt when he shot a terrorist? The sniper replied: Recoil.

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercorse? I have aids

I milked the cow, but no gas came out.

Q. Why did the Unicorn die A. It got hit by a Bus

Two blondes and a brunnett walk into a bar. Remarkably, there was nothing else notable about any of them.

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

okay so this guy walks into the bar and says DON BE STUPE SHE SPIT GOOD AND EVERYTHIN. why did he say that. BECAUSE EVERYBODY HATES HIS SPIT

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