once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

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What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

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Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

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Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

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what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

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Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

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"My c.ock is bigger!" "No! My c.ock is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger dick.

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A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

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What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

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Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

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Yeah, Eliza, its me, its so strange, you are the only one I remember from highschool, I was worried you had forgotten about me, anyway, yeah type as if you where speaking to him, and dont worry, I know I could not keep a secret back then, and I told Nero, so and he promised me he would kindly break my fingers if I told anyone, besides I dont do that anymore trust me.

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What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

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A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

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If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic..

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What's long, brown, and runs across a family's backward? A fence.

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What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

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What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

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Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

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