Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

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what is big round and fat? Your MOM

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What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

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What moos like a cow? Another cow

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Why is Kyle so gay. Nobody knows

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Many people of many races do many things every day.

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Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

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WNBA

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did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

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It says so on your cap.

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Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

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knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

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what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

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There's a fine line between hyphenated words

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A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

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Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

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Once a upon of time, there was a very big kangaroo named Jake. Well one day Jake was eating some food when suddenly a bunch of humans came and saw him. One human name Willie went over to take some pictures of the animal. The Jake ran away.

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What killed the name cool? Coolio

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this kid named terry stockton lives in craig beach ohio is gay

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why were maddie and maddy and rachel and jill all friends? we all enjoy pizza

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog Woof.

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what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

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So Helen Keller walked into a bar... and then a chair.... and then a table..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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