- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "I'm your dog. Please stop having sex with me on Chatubate."

Why did 9/11 take place? Because God hates Satan

Abbie has head so far up her arse, it just LOOKS like it's coming out her neck.

What's black and red and on the ground? A dead black guy.

What did George Washingtn say to is men before crossing the Delaware? Men, get in the boat.

Yo mama so fat when she sat around the hous she sat AROUND the house

Knock knock Who's there? Taco Taco who? Taco bell

you're mommas so fat that her doctor says she is morbitly obese and may die of a heart failure later in life

What does Mr. Newell have? - Diabetes. Mr. Newell has diabetes.

why was the tolit stoped up. because it had phoo

women's rights

What do u call a gay dinosaur? Dinosaurs don't exist

Where do you go when you die? Nowhere

Do you like cheese? Yes. Okay.

Why was timmy having trouble with his homework? Because lobotomies were a forced practice in the 1950's.

Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

A Blonde arives at the airport late, and misses her flight. The airline provides her with a complimentary ticket for a later flight and she departs on that.

Q. What is worse than being raped A. Being raped twice

A woman was strolling around town when she turned into a dark alley. She was cold and scared. Suddenly a ferocious looking man jumped out with a knife. The end.

Why was the boy sick? Because he accidently ate his own feces.

i wonder when lachlan will come out of the closet and give keiran a blowjob

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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