- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

A Canadian walks into a bar, he rubs his head, steps around the bar, and walks into a bar. He has a great time hanging out with his friends and having a few drinks

A baby walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "what'll ya have, Sport?" The baby's family runs in with a video camera screaming for joy over his first steps.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

What worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

Whats the difference between a lamp and Morgan Freeman? Alot

the girl crossed a road to shoot a black van. she shot the sherrif.

Why couldent the boy pick up the bunny? He had severe muscular distrophy, and couldent even lift a spoon to his mouth. let alone a bunny

A man and a woman are in a bar. The man says, "Excuse me miss, but you're very attractive, may I please buy you a drink?" to which the woman replies, "Thank you very much, but I'm afraid I've never been to Mexico."

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

Nuneaton..

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

why was 6 afraid of 7?

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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