What's one thing that bothers EVERYONE? Mother Theresa

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How do you cure aids? Jonathon siezed to care as he proceeded to cry when he was told his lemons were over the weight of what he'd expected

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your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

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whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

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Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

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How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

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You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

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What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

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Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

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What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

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Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

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why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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so a jew walks into a bar and leaves at 9:00 becuase he has work in the morning.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

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What do people say when a dyslesic person scores a goal in soccer good job that was a nice goal

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A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

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A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

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An owl and a squirrel were sitting on a tree branch. An acorn fell on the squirrel's head and surprised, the owl moved its head 3.276 degrees to the right. The squirrel apologized for the inconvenience, but the owl would not listen, so flew off to buy a ferry to help children with terminal illnesses get to school.

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A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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