- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma is so fat, that when I went over to your house and accidentally stepped on a skateboard, yo momma came out and said "get the %$^# off the skateboard!"

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

Why don't chicken wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their face

Did you hear about the guy who got his entire LEFT side ripped off? He's dead.

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

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How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

Why did danielle drop her ice cream cone? Because she was diabetic and had a blood sugar of 5.

Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

A group of teenage boys put a flaming bag of dog feces on Old Man Howard's doorstep. He came out and demanded that they stop such behavior at once. They did, and the day went on normally.

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