- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has two legs and is covered in red. Half a dog.

Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Never mind, that was a stupid question.

The lion swallowed his pride.

I would rape her

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

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