- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

What;s worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

Why was there an awkward silence? Because numerous people gathered in a room were not talking.

What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Why was the gay guy sad?

Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

Knock Knock . . . I'm coming in!

Whats long, hard, and filled with seaman... a mans penis

This statement is false.

The Definition of Megan Bates 800 Hamburgers

What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

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