How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

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Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

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Q: A jew and asian and a normal white guy walk into a resturan, who orders the cheapest meal. A: the Asian, its 1940 and the jews dead

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Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't it rain on Sundays? It does.

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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I called this hot girl up from class one day. She told me to come over because no one was home. I got to her house, and no one was home.

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Why can't helen Keller read? She's dead.

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Why can't jesus hold skittles? They'd fall through his hands.

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What does a snowplow clearing an empty parking lot look like? A horse running freely in a pasture

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Why can't George Washington sit up straight? He's dead.

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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Why can't Hellen Keller read, write, or do anything really? Because, shes a woman.

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Why did the football coach go to the bank Answer - to get his quarter back

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

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why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

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my mom died because she was morbidly obese

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Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

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How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

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What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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