why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

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what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

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What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

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What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

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I'd feel bad for some skinny guy who lived in a very obese family and only got hand me downs.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus change his socks on Christmas Eve? Because he isn't real.

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knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

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So, how 'bout that airline food?

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a man walks into a bar and has a drink james

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A man walks into a bar and wakes up in the hospital with a mild concussion.

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Q. What did the buddhist monk say to the hotdog vendor? A. "I'd like a hotdog, please."

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Q:Why didn't Mr. Fuzzy have to cut his hair anymore? A: Because he was diagnosed with cancer

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Your mom is such a slut that your dad didn't even ask her if you were his biological child and raised you as if you were, regardless of what the dna results may suggest.

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roses are red, violates are blue, you left me for David, I am about to kill you *bam* *bam**bam*

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Why do girls think they deserve the very best? Because if an ugly girl in twilight can find a hunky vampire and ripped werewolf why can't they. And let's not forget those crappy Disney princess movies.

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A guy walks into the bar and orders a coke with some ice and some peanuts. It cost a total of $4.00 plus tax. He gave the bartender $5.00 and told him to keep the change. He drank the soda pop and burped loudly and left the bar and forgot his peanuts.

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'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

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What's the difference between Michael J. Fox and a blender? Michael J. Fox is a successful actor starring in many movies, and a blender is a kitchen appliance.

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What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

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A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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What's blue and can't sing? Blue.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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