Who does creatine? James Cornish

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

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Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

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purple pickles

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Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

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~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

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why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

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whats worse than jonny james obviously

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What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

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roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

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What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

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What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

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I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

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What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

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What do you call a dozen Muslims waiting to board a train? Passengers...you racist.

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

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How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

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People...

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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