whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

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How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

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What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

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kcuf read it backwards

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TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

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what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

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What did a fireman say to his wife right after they got ran over by a stampede of bulls? nothing.... they were dead.

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why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

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A horse walks into a bar, but is kicked out because animals are not allowed in that bar.

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What did Lois say to Peter? Who cares... Family Guy is a stupid show.

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Depends how you look at it, I like some girl, she and that girl gets along, I get along with the two girls, and yeah, I make them fight to the death as I consume the weakest one and make the new one my wife of darkness! Well, actually, threesomes, but NEVAH, NEVAR!! *shakes fist towards the skies* with another man! Now if my waifu wants to have some fun with a girl, I say why not (and then she asks if I want to join always so far), its genetics, you know, each caveman had like 600 wivus and he did not have time to bang them all, now let those genes go trough MAN for a couple of millenia, and he becomes the KING OF DEMONS... ME! Those other scumbags are a whole other story. Oh, and the 600 wivus did either go without sexytime, or you know... I mean you do KNOW that women are like comfortable naked together and yeah...

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one day i went on a swing, somone pushed me and i fell broke my leg,cracked three ribs, cut my lip, fractured my toe and died of internal bleeding to my brain.

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Q. What is a similarly between Jewa and Pizza. A. There both baked in a over

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven was a registered sex offender.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Did you hear about the human cannonball who lost his job? Circus attendance is on the decline, as people are spending less money on entertainment, due to a slow economy and poor consumer confidence. Because the circus owners paid him under the table, he did not qualify for unemployment and was force to take a job at Hardies. He has a drinking problem and suffers from depression.

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a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

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Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

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F Detroit! I'm more of a Bulls fan

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why did the kid let go of his kite? He got struck by lightning

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