What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

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if life thows you lemons ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

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I dyslexic man walks into a bra. This incident had no relation whatsoever to his condition. The bra was just in an unusual and inconvenient location, and he wasn't paying much attention to where he was going.

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Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

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What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

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identical jokes get different votes.

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What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

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What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

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What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

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u suck

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Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

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knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

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Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

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A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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Guess what. Chicken butt.

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Q: A young friend you met on the internet invites you over to his house. When you arrive, Chris Hansen enters the room. What does he say? A: Welcome to our home

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Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

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A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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I bought my daughter the Josef Fritzl advent calendar. The proceeds go towards abuse survivor charities.

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Knock, Knock... Who's there? Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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