Why did the Jew rob the bank? -He was a criminal.

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Your moma's so fat, she has a considerable list of medical health problems, and she is very miserable.

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A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel on his crotch, and the bartender says, "What's that?" and the pirate says, "A deadly tumor."

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How do you make your friends more positive ? Infect them with HIV.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? The etymology of the name woodchuck is unrelated to wood or chucking. It stems from an Algonquian (possibly Narragansett) name for the animal, wuchak. The similarity between the words has led to the common tongue-twister that you have just stated.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to, like any other chicken

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks Because violets are purple

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Why does Timmy Teblow love penis? Logan Cole made him do it.

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What's red and smells like a rose? Bumble-bees licking honey off of a stick.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Me! Hi

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im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

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Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

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what's red and horny a red unicorn

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what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

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What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

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why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

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Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

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how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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