- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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No this is Patrick, I'm not a krusty krab

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

If Life Throws You Melons, Then You're Probably Dyslexic. -S.H.A.T Brother 2Flush

Who keeps his best friend in a gun rack? a red neck.

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

A child walks into a classroom.

a man in a black van pulls up to a kids house and offers him icecream the kid points out that since it is summer and black absorbs heat, that the icecream will have melted

Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

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Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

Whats Do You call people, on the top floor of a Double-Decker bus? Passengers

Republicans

The boy wakes up and says "I'm feeling kind of fishy today." The dad come into the sea anemone and says that's because you are, Nemo.

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

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