What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What do you call a 46 year old man with one eye 4'5 and has one arm coming out of his chest Steve

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What did squidward do when SpongeBob asked him to be his friend on Facebook? 1.declined it 2.got a restraining order against him 3.wondered how computer generated cartoon characters could send and decline friend requests

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What is worse than getting a bad grade on a test. Having your family dog bled out in front of you, bitch.

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How did the man jumping out of the plane at 33,000 feet survive? Because he had a parachute

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms or legs.

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Whats brown and sticky? ..Poo

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Q: How do you get a giraffe into a refrigerator? A: You open the door put the giraffe in and the close the door. Q: How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? A: You open the door to the refrigerator take the giraffe out then put the elephant in and close the door. Q: The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend but one, which one is it? A: The elephant it's in the fridge Q: You have to cross a river that is inhabited by crocodiles how do you cross it? A: You swim across, the crocodiles are at the animal conference.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

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How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

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Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

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How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

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A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

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What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

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The jets are a good team..

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Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

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im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

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What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

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why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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