How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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What happens when you leave Toby alone in your house? He eats your carpet, some pillows, ur dog, ned, neds dog and a glass panel. This is why 2 +h = plugger +Mount Everest (I is potato annoying). Bonjour.

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No, Trinidad.

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You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

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What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

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An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

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Who is it?

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Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

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in soviet russia, cow milks you

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Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

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What comes after 69? 70

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Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

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What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

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Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

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Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

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what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

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Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

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When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

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A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

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4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

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These are some questions you should never ask on a first date: When you wipe do you throw your toilet tissue in the toilet or on a trash can? Do you smell your hands after you wipe? Do you you ever look down when you take a dump and see it come out? Have you ever picked your butt and then picked your nose with the same finger?

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Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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