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Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

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A middle-aged white woman is walking toward a building, talking on her cellphone to a friend. She says, "Yes, I can meet you for lunch in a few hours. I have to go to the unemployment office to sign up for benefits. It's going to be horrible. It'll probably be full of black people." Standing in line, she is incredibly uncomfortable and horrified, because there is a black man right behind her, and she is stuck standing next to him for a long time. Finally it's her turn, and she steps up to the counter. The clerk asks her, "And what did you do for a living?" She answers, "I mopped the floors and cleaned the bathroom in a Blockbuster store that closed down." The clerk says, "Fill out this paperwork and take it to window #2." As she turns around, she is once more repulsed by the black man who is standing right there. Now that it's his turn, he steps to the counter, and the clerk asks him, "And what did you do for a living?" He answers, "I was the senior vice president of global strategic development for Eastman Kodak."

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your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

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Women's rights

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Why did the little pig squeal? Because he was going through blades at a slaughter house.

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A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

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Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

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How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

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Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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An epileptic man attends a rave.

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where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

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A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

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A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

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Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

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Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

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It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

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