- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

Knock Knock. I paid good money for a doorbell. Use it, please.

What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

wanna here a joke? you.

Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

Did you hear about the guy who came onto his best friend's wife? Yeah, she handed him some kleenex after and told him to wipe it off.

You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

Uh, well I think of it as quirky and charming, odd weird, maybe unexpected, I could have looked it up but I am dying of lack of sleep here.

What did the UPS man bring Sara? a box. whats inside it is only Sara's buisness

Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

Romeny or Obama? Obamney

What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

What do a book and a tractor have in common? Both are for driving, except the book.

What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

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